Colonel Percy Boomer joined the army at the ripe age of 1. He killed many dogs in the great war of Smyrna. He was such a natural killer he was promoted to Colonel his second day in the army. He was an integral part of the battle of Countryside Place. His entire platoon deserted him. He was not daunted by the fact that he was the only cat fighting against over 200 canines. He clawed, bit, and scratched his way to victory. After the dust settled, other cats slowly made their way back to the battle field and could not believe their eyes. They found Colonel Percy Boomer standing amid 200 vanquished foes. There was only one thing different, Colonel PB was missing an eye. There are many stories of how it was lost but most scholars believe the Colonel scratched it out himself. The Colonel retired that day and was awarded three purple hearts. He built his home on the battle field and still lives there today.
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