Bjorn

I met Bjorn while working abroad last winter. Every morning he had the same routine. He would walk through the local shooting range just for kicks. Then he would find some children. He would look as cute as possible drawing the children closer. When they were close enough he would jump and try and jump from head to head. The most heads I ever witnessed him jump on in one attempt was 7. The children were horrified. After all that work it was time for Bjorn to refuel. I have never seen another cat with a diet like Bjorn's. Bjorn would drink 5 cups of coffee everyday. After his coffee Bjorn would dig tunnels through the snow. Sometimes he would tunnel for fun other times it would be to spy on Ms. Fratelli. I never understood why Bjorn enjoyed spying on Ms. Fratelli so much. I hope to go back and visit Bjorn this winter and perhaps discover why Bjorn is so fascinated with old lumpy Ms. Fratelli

-Dr. Prichart Garbow